I have a hole where my wisdom tooth once was. Now it's just a trap for all sorts of food. Once, I had a piece of lamb stuck there and it wouldn't come out. I brushed, scratched, gargled, dug, scraped and to no avail. I gave up, thinking it may have been my imagination.
The next morning, a piece of soft lamb was found in my mouth.
Now, I have a piece of rib in my mouth. No matter how valiantly I dig and brush and gargle, nothing is coming out. Maybe tomorrow a significantly softer lump of pork will inch its way out.
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its all the fibres of the meat clinging to ur gums for dear life I tell you...
Just let good ole bacteria break them down for u thru the night, and lo, a new semi-rotted piece of pork will appear!
Remember the Twits? I sense some resemblance...
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